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opposites attract I guess.

I have a thing for this hindu woman at my job. she's been Americanized so therefore she doesn't wear a shall or Burka to work....she has the most awesome tits I've ever seen and she's proud to show off her cleavage. she seems to be interested in me, but I'm not sure how to proceed with her because her clues are not the same as say these horny blondes or big butt black girls in the office..

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Hindus don't wear burkas you fucking dolt.

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you are correct. she is very intelligent...loves to talk..not to mention her knobs poke through any blouse she attempts to put on...my god her nipples are huge. and she has the whitest teeth I've ever seen on a woman. i just hope my naughty american side doesn't spoil it for me...you know how us american men can be with women...too agressive...lol
Hindus are not hungup about sex. She will fuck your brains out and pull your asshole thru the end of your dick when she gives you head. They invented wild sex for christsakes. She is obviously not Islamic, her family would have killed her long ago for flaunting her hooters. Just get in there and tap that thing. She will become pregnant immediately, and give birth to at least four hungry kids for each time you fucked her. When you are done with her, she will jump into a burning fire on command. If you wish, simply go to New Deli and buy yourself one for about twenty bucks, or have one of her cousins mail order one in for you.

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heh, heh.....I can see the sucker punch on the cards! heh, heh....... She is out for a good time on the house! Absolutely no such thing as an "americanised" Indian! In her mind, all is "Indianised" American! heh, heh........When (IF!) you visit her digs, you may be surprised to see the stack of Bollywood DVD's and the mixed spice tubs in her Kitchen. She must be having a ball (bhangra) discussing the "american twat" who has fallen for her to her cousins back home on MSN! By this time, any 'Punjabi' would have had the "Rassmalayee" and added another notch to the kill! heh, heh......but in your case (luv is in the air!), you are wasting so much time in religion trivia, bull chit-chat that by the time her sari is off, it will be Christmas and the turkey will be getting cold! heh, heh.......to get things movin, you need to be Richard Gere or a Bollywood Hero! heh, heh......... ........bet she ain't half a looker!
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Hindus are not hungup about sex. She will fuck your brains out and pull your asshole thru the end of your dick when she gives you head. They invented wild sex for christsakes.
I forgot about the the kirk sutra.

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^ Fuck all of that. Smack her in the face with your semi-flaccid pecker next time you see her, or we're all gonna call you "cunt hider" for the rest of your existence.

Damned cold medicine...
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Hindus are not hungup about sex. She will fuck your brains out and pull your asshole thru the end of your dick when she gives you head. They invented wild sex for christsakes. She is obviously not Islamic, her family would have killed her long ago for flaunting her hooters. Just get in there and tap that thing. She will become pregnant immediately, and give birth to at least four hungry kids for each time you fucked her. When you are done with her, she will jump into a burning fire on command. If you wish, simply go to New Deli and buy yourself one for about twenty bucks, or have one of her cousins mail order one in for you.

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haha...you guys are hilarious..


bollywood DVD's?...lol...I'll ask her about those.

you think she's a whore? that would be fucking great!!!!!!
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All women are whores, except for your mother.

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haha...you guys are hilarious..


bollywood DVD's?...lol...I'll ask her about those.

you think she's a whore? that would be fucking great!!!!!!

Please Kamil, keep it real:gay:
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