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Oh goodie! That's at least one thing I did right when I was in my 20's
Im in my 50s and thrice daily sir plus full sex before bed and before breakfast. But shit happens and ill most probably die of a problem they havent thought of yet If you believe evderything they think up every day, you will die of nervous exhaustion

My view is - we all gotta go sometime - so dont bother me now Im having fun.
But if I whent blind then the sex would be better yes? Long live sex

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go to egypt and get married for pussy!

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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I guess business has been slow, eh TK?

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Im in my 50s and thrice daily sir plus full sex before bed and before breakfast. But shit happens and ill most probably die of a problem they havent thought of yet If you believe evderything they think up every day, you will die of nervous exhaustion

My view is - we all gotta go sometime - so dont bother me now Im having fun.
But if I whent blind then the sex would be better yes? Long live sex
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That means I reduce my cancer risk every night!
I think if you smoked three packs a day, you'd still be ok, nary a cough.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Im in my 50s and thrice daily sir plus full sex before bed and before breakfast. But shit happens and ill most probably die of a problem they havent thought of yet If you believe evderything they think up every day, you will die of nervous exhaustion

My view is - we all gotta go sometime - so dont bother me now Im having fun.
But if I whent blind then the sex would be better yes? Long live sex
Now that's what I call a positive attitude ...

now just stop killing all those baby girls in favor of the boys ....

Gonna fuck you up real good one day.
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Now that's what I call a positive attitude ...

now just stop killing all those baby girls in favor of the boys ....

Gonna fuck you up real good one day.
I may make them but its not me who kills them You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink.b
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so the build of testosterone in your ball sacks can lead to cancer?

quick, I need a girl to suck me off tonight then!!!
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I may make them but its not me who kills them You can lead a horse to water but you cant make it drink.b

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
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so the build of testosterone in your ball sacks can lead to cancer?

quick, I need a girl to suck me off tonight then!!!

If you don't mind the thought of having your asshole siphoned through your urethra, I hear Hindu women are good for that.
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