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Bush's Top Ten Reasons for Bombing Iran

While at the Gallery Hop last night the conversation came around to Bushie. This little list was pointed out to me.

#10 Bush doesn't like all their kneeling and praying to the "wrong" God
#9 Cheney triple dog dare him to
#8 When they were out at a Middle-Eastern restaurant together, an Iranian waiter once asked Laura if she'd like to try a little Baba Ghanoush. Dubya flipped, no one propositions his woman right in front of him. Iran must pay!
#7 **** Censored by order of the Patriot Act****
#6 He's nuts
#5 One less country's name he'd to have to remember the next time he takes a geography test
#4 When Bush hear's the word Iran, he thinks "A Flock of Seagulls" and he really hates seagulls
#3 He's looking for a reason for another photo op where he gets to wear a flight suit
#2 He's Really Fn Nuts
#1 If he attacks Iran, maybe Jodie Foster will finally notice him


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