What the hell happened to good ol fun in the woods? Are we that stupid to go on vacation packages designed by corporations?
Get real man, take the kids camping, do some fishing, wear them out and make them start a fire, kill some critters then eat them. Once they are asleep take wify deep into the woods for a zesty natural session. No big $$, you set the agenda and you get to have fun in the nature. Hell if you want the kids to remember this just howl like an animal as you hump your mate then come back to the camp in a sneaky way to watch them chew the last bit of their nails. No $$ for thrill rides needed and the memories will be priceless