A fool and their money are soon parted. Can't wait to see this.
Okay, doofus. Now I'm no Jew, so take this for what it's worth - I know you were hoping for an authentic, kosher, Maneschewitz answer to your question, but here's what you're up against.
If you start with $5000 and do nothing, you need to get about 27% annual return over 5 years to get to $16,000. Better get used to day trading.
If you start with $5000, and chip in another $100 a month, you only need about a 10% annual return over 5 years to get to $16,000. Look into ticker symbol "SPY", and pray for the best.
Now, I've never known a "doctor" to be A) bad with money, and B) concerned with such petty numbers. But then again, we all know that you're no more a doctor than Jayhawk is a conservative or I am a Jew.
So, sit & spin on a dreidel, you frickin' klansman.