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post #11 of 24 (permalink) Old 09-15-2007, 08:31 AM
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You fukin hypocrites, you would hit that 'as is' if given a chance
come on just admit it
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You fukin hypocrites, you would hit that 'as is' if given a chance
come on just admit it
Speak for yourself there DP. Not that the body would be the issue for me, it is the fact that the body is operated by a clearly defective central nervous system and data processor. Way scarier than the couple extra pounds here and there on the body. Jim
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Speak for yourself there DP. Not that the body would be the issue for me, it is the fact that the body is operated by a clearly defective central nervous system and data processor. Way scarier than the couple extra pounds here and there on the body. Jim
Oh man, don't tell me that in your younger days you were looking for bright stars? I will admit that I did not unless I ended up with a milf then that's the only time I would allow a conversation so I can learn something
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Oh man, don't tell me that in your younger days you were looking for bright stars? I will admit that I did not unless I ended up with a milf then that's the only time I would allow a conversation so I can learn something
No, not "bright stars" but the relative safety of being able to relax after the blissful ejaculatory event without being scared because the wench was crazy. In fact, the idea of fucking a really beautiful woman, physically, with a known mental defect is a really dick softening event now, as it was when a single photon from a nicely shaped ass got it hard as "blue steel" to use another's phrase. No, Britney is nuts, and as such, not a good place for a sperm infection by the genetically imprinted selection criteria, even when there is not intent to infect, just kind of wash out/spray down. You get the picture. Mother Nature did not want to have defective minds being reproduced and the selection criteria are imprinted with a kind of dick softening taboo to implement the rules. Jim
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She had an Anna Nichole gaze the entire song, very distant. I'd still hit it in a NY minute though. But then again, I'm a complete pig.
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What is the asian guy or girl doing with his hand? And Britney, doesn't she look like she is doing smack?
No, worse -- she looked like a drunk.

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ma belly make me look sexy..........
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You fukin hypocrites, you would hit that 'as is' if given a chance
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No as a matter of fact, I wouldn't even dream of sucxh a thing..

Just imagining the pillow talk the next day would be the worst of it.

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I consider stupid a bonus. To fuck, not marry.
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Just imagining the pillow talk the next day would be the worst of it.

You're not holding the pillow tight enough.......
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