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Hey we all did the same thing with Michael Jackson - OJ Simpson - the lot -

Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag ?

A: one is dangerous to children, the other holds groceries .......
Michael Jackson was not a pair of Doctors, who are dedicated to healing the sick. Would a person become a Doctor and then coldly murder their own child. ?
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Michael Jackson was not a pair of Doctors, who are dedicated to healing the sick. Would a person become a Doctor and then coldly murder their own child. ?
Well it may not have been his kids, but sixty-odd grannies is not a bad score!

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Sixty grannies, my god, what did older women do to twist his mind? or maybe it was the beard
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But one can only accept on behalf of oneself,
not mutually,
or so I understand
You'r not a Siamese twin or anything?
But no, that would not affect the logic of my reasoning
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And what about Dr Mengle et. al. in the Concentration camps.

And I never once said or suggested that they set out to murder the child,
Only that they may have inadvertently overdosed the tot.
Then panickd --
risk of Social Services taking the twins off them?
Risk of being struck off the medical register?
etc etc

Take it from there
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Part of the reason for disquiet about this case (at least in the UK) is the publicity surrounding this . The publicity surrounding this case has been very high profile, involving the Pope and the UK prime minister as well as much media coverage, all initially of the 'find the child' type.
As evidence had emerged (such as it is) that casts some doubt on the initial coverage, the press is becoming rather more questioning.
The consensus appears to be moving towards a perception that this case is not as simple as was originally thought, rather than specific allegations.

D's joke was of doubtful taste, though probably one of the less offensive versions that abounds. It wasn't libellous or malignant. It will neither help nor hinder resolution. Nothing to get upset about, really.
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Part of the reason for disquiet about this case (at least in the UK) is the publicity surrounding this . The publicity surrounding this case has been very high profile, involving the Pope and the UK prime minister as well as much media coverage, all initially of the 'find the child' type.
As evidence had emerged (such as it is) that casts some doubt on the initial coverage, the press is becoming rather more questioning.
The consensus appears to be moving towards a perception that this case is not as simple as was originally thought, rather than specific allegations.

D's joke was of doubtful taste, though probably one of the less offensive versions that abounds. It wasn't libellous or malignant. It will neither help nor hinder resolution. Nothing to get upset about, really.
Yes it is turning into a bit of a Sherlock Holmes mystery and it was the parants who hyped it up so much. So they are partly to blame for the intense media. I simply want people to rationalize the facts as we know them and not make jokes. If they are found guilty of accidental killing then they will have to live with it and suffer the media attention as this story is now global and of their making.
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heh, heh.....My view is that the young girl was inadvertently killed (possibly some sort of sedative to put her to sleep so they could go make merry!) but it back-fired and in fear of losing the other kids and being struck off the medical register, they embarked on this fictitious 'kidnap' scenario! heh, heh.......no such thing as the perfect Murder! heh, heh.......watch this space!
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DOH,
Hope no-one saw what I just posted,
And it had nothing whatsoever to do with the McCanns
PS
What about Dr. Mengle
No answers ?

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DOH,
Hope no-one saw what I just posted,
And it had nothing whatsoever to do with the McCanns
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What about Dr. Mengle
No answers ?
You can make all the jokes you like about the infamous Mengle as he was guilty and what an A Hole. Ermmm and I think I know what post you are hoping people did not read
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