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National Day of Copulation

Do you know any Russian Hotties via the Internet? Were they hard to get a hold of today? Well, they may have been *busy*.

Busy because today was the third annual Day Of Conception. The Governor of Ulyanovsk (some Russian republic), Sergei Morozov, decreed September 12 as the "Day of Conception". In his region, he gave couples time off from work to "procreate". Couples who give birth nine months later on Russia's national day (June 12 for those who have trouble carrying the six) will receive money, cars, refrigerators and other prizes. No word on what those who deliver a day late will get - please, no "boobie prize" jokes.

For those who think I'm kidding, Here's a link to a story on it.

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and, well, you get the point.

OK, enough of this diversion. Back to the endless fighting that typifies OT.
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Grow some funk of your own, gringo.
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What a fuckin' day.

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I'm just picturing Radio Moscow and it's regional affiliates with an all day block of Barry White and Johnny Mathis.

The wacky morning zoo crew telling everyone how to do jello shooters off the navel and beyond and traffic on the 8's as pizza and borscht delivery cars jam the highways to provide an energy boost to the withered lovers.

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Yep, I've heard of this before.


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Fornication Under Command of King (FUCK)
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