Originally Posted by Digmenow
Coincidentally, today, we had a conversation at work over the origin of the word "Fuck". I always believed it was a corruption of the Shakespearean "Faugh" but another person said it came out of the Plague. The population had been so greatly reduced by the disease that 'Fornication Under Consent of the King' was the law of the land. I just checked Wikipedia and it said he was a stupid cunt and I will so inform him the next time we work together. The leading candidate for "Fuck" is none other than our little Vonster and his merry Norwegians..."Fukka: To copulate".
Apparantly, "Faugh" is either an expression of disgust or a Hurling Team. That sounds like something I could get behind.
In honour of your enlighten state now you understand who your overlords are , we present you with your own Norse Helmet to be worn with pride when you stand with the giants , and it's now OK for you to hit on our chicks , Hail Von Dig , to be know to us as Digmenow the eater of babies .
"Hon varr Draconian, gamla vis Hruga uskit'r."
I am a Draconian and thou art less than a heap of s__t.
"Gamla lombungr, sugandi toti tik madr."
Thou art morons, sucking at the teat of your bitch dog mother.
"Mikill Wotan! Doni langaspjot viti!"
Praise Odin! They're downwind of us!
This one is my favorite for personal combat:
"Kringlaugd wierd, ein spadi for qvoki ne skeifr drpr munni ne svinhqfdi!"
Gaze upon thy destiny, with this sword I will cleave your lying maggot mouth from your swine head!
Ok then - here is some sentences for picking up norwegian girls:
Du har nydelige øyne - you have beutifull eyes
Du lukter så godt - you smell really good
Du er så annerledes - you are so different from everybody else (a sure winner..)
Jeg spanderer en øl - i'll buy you a beer (norwegian girls like beer)
Jeg blir så glad når jeg ser deg - I become happy when I see you
Du er nydelig - you are gorgeous!
And if there's no such luck:
Så stikk av di støgge fitte - then, fuck of you ugly cxxt
well, enjoy ... and put to good use! And remember, swearing is both big and clever.