Date registered: Nov 2003
Vehicle: 1988 560SEL sold:
Location: Level 42
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Henry Ford meets God
Henry Ford dies and goes to Heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention - the assembly
line for the automobile - changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out
with anyone you want to in Heaven."
Ford thinks about it and says,"I wanna hang out with God himself." The
befeathered fellow at the Gates takesFor to the Throne Room and introduces
him to God. Ford then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says,"Ah, yes."
"Well," says Ford, "you have some major design flaws in your
1st- there's too much front end protrusion
2nd - it chatters at high speed
3rd - maintenance is very costly
4th - it constantly needs repainting and refinishing
5th - it is> out of commission 5 or 6 days out of every 28
6th - the rear end wobbles too much, and
7th - the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmmm.." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Super
Computer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer
prints out a slip of paper and God reads it. "It may be that my invention
is flawed." God replies to HenryFord, "but according to statistics, more
men are riding my invention than yours."