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Actual Federal Gov't employee report cards...

Supposedly this is not made up.



1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom & has

started to dig."



2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."



3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of

definite won't be."



4. "Works well when under constant supervision & cornered like a rat in

a trap."



5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."



6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."



7. "He sets low personal standards & then consistently fails to achieve

them."



8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."



9. "This employee should go far, & the sooner he starts, the better."



10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all

together."



11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."



12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."



13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."



14. "He's been working with glue too much."



15. "He would argue with a signpost."



16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."



17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."



18. "If you see two people talking & one looks bored, he's the other

one."



19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."



20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."



21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."



22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't

coming."



23. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost & the other is out looking

for it."



24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."



25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."



26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."



27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."



28. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."



29. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."



30. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead. "
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This should be compiled into a Dashboard Widget, like an "insult-o-matic", so that they can all be used randomly, on-demand.

It's very funny, except that the reality is we're paying #'s 1 through 30 with our tax dollars.

Please, please elect Ron Paul.
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As a 25 year Federal Employee I resemble that remark!

"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government"
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Quite apropos...and pretty funny.

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