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First Night at Work

Last night was my first dancing night As you all know I quit teaching and I got hooked up with an exotic dancer job from this guy I met in a public bathroom This guy is a well known big Republican donor because he is awash with cash from his exotic dancing bar for women. Well he offered me the job after seeing me in there and last night before the show he had me strip as a dry run to see if I will cut it. I did ok and I ended up on stage with the guys as a Village People ensemble I played the construction worker’s role but I really wanted to be the Indian but I guess I am too white for that role; that sucks. I really wanted to show off my abs right from the get go but I guess I will live.
Anyway, the women were nuts! I have never seen a scene like this. Right now I am nursing a couple of bruises in my posterior from what seemed to have been some roughed up pinching. WTF if I had done that to a girl at a tittie bar I am certain that I would have been thrown out or even arrested. Right now that I am looking at the loot of cash in front of me I am feeling ok. I have not counted the pile but from the looks of it it’s a lot more than I made in a whole week as a professor. This is what I am talking about; the American Dream here I come!
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The dude partly hired me because I would save him some $$ for not using rubber bands, he met me in a bathroom for God sake!
No I won't post pics because guage has dibs on that since he requested a showing. I am guessing he wants to be my biatch, this is going to be interesting.
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Pears soap and a good scrub ! is what you need young man , and it's Sunday you sould be singing in church
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^^ As soon as the kids are ready and stop fighting we're heading to church. Right now I am sipping coffee and thanking the Lord for the $$
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^^ As soon as the kids are ready and stop fighting we're heading to church. Right now I am sipping coffee and thanking the Lord for the $$
How Republican of you! Jim
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How Republican of you! Jim
And that's the point
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We make it a point of leaving late especially today since lunch is served and we don't want to volunteer in prepping the place up.
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I enjoy making the wives of cute, sensitive guys feel insecure.
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I enjoy making the wives of cute, sensitive guys feel insecure.
LOL, I do the same thing with the guys with too much ego and trophy wives
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In used to do the same in my younger bachelor days. Now days I just stick to talking dirty and web cam’n with lonely housewives on the internet, whom have husbands that spend too much time in chat forums.
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