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heh, heh........

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight .
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

"A billionaire." she replied,
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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? Sympathy?"
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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heh, heh........

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
----------------------------------------------------------
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
----------------------------------------------------------
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
----------------------------------------------------------
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
----------------------------------------------------------
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight .
----------------------------------------------------------
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
----------------------------------------------------------
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
----------------------------------------------------------
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
----------------------------------------------------------
A woman was telling her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.

"A billionaire." she replied,
----------------------------------------------------------
A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said," Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"

His father replied, "So what do you want? Sympathy?"
----------------------------------------------------------
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewellery.
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Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.



Now that is a post....LOLOLOLOL






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