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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 08-30-2007, 08:11 PM Thread Starter
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Wide Stance Defense

Ever try it?
Did it work?
How does one have a "stance" while sitting?
Is your "stance" wider while burning a mule?

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I've had a couple of real grunters lately, but none so bad as to make me go tap tap tap in the next stall. But if I did, it would be the fault of the hippy pinko liberals who have been tormenting me.
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Does it count if I have to lean my artificial legs up on either side of the stall?
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No, but rapping your prosthetic penis on the guy's shin might be problematic.
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No, luckily the doctors saved that.
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Wide stance huh?
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Wide stance huh?
Ding Ding Ding Ding! We have a winner! Close the thread. LMAO.

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This guy has an excuse, but I don't think he's a senator......

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^ He wouldn't even fit in most stalls...

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