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And you guys actually want the Bundys in charge?
What a hootenanny.
Well, they are not in-charge. It's a bit complicated..........


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“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”



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They are sadder than all tears;
Their lives ascend as a continual sigh.
Proudly answer to their tears:
As they deny, deny.
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Because your voice was at my side
I gave him pain,
Because within my hand I held
Your hand again.
There is no word nor any sign
Can make amend--
He is a stranger to me now
That was my friend.
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Barby

Would you class that as a wide stance?


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While I concede nothing, I do say yes.

No need to drive it home. Got that covered. Thanks
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Yea, I know. They're still in charge of a lot of your money, though. I couldn't think up a better wacky family either. But seriously, they look like a clown show. You would need to be able to follow Michael Jackson's fashion choices through the 80's and believe they made total sense. It's obviously the dress of the incredibly out of touch. They would lock the average guy away for wearing that stuff.
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