I'm perplexed...what is the question exactly?
I think the next time Jayhawk is wearing a pair of Arabian Goggles won't be the first time. Bruce, despite the metrosexual name, is a bit too uptight to go there.
Bruce doesn't seem to chase after invisible tail with his tongue hitting the floor. I think I can hear Jay fapping all the way through cyberspace, but then again, I live kinda close to Kansas.
Who's more respectable?
Bruciepoo is a forum host or mod or something here. Jayhawk gets banned a lot.
Who's more arrogant?
Who does more of a disservice to the ranks they claim to be members?
Bruce's heart is in the right spot, he just isn't as gifted a verbal pugilist as some. Jayhawk reminds me of a description I once read for Christopher Walken - "A perfect dry martini, flaked with cat shit," and Dennis Miller's description of Mr. Helter Skelter - "It's like playing Stratego with Charles Manson. He makes 7 good moves and you start thinking 'Alright Charlie's getting it together'. Then he shoves the dice up his ass."
Adding up the score, I vote for Bruce.
But I still have no fucking idea what the question really means. Much like an old Jewish voter in Miami.