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Bruce R 6 46.15%
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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 08-20-2007, 05:59 PM Thread Starter
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Bruce R or Jayhawk??

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I can't decide. Can I vote for both?
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Giant douche or turd sandwich?
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That is definitely Bruce R. Jayhawk is the one with head in hands in the background.

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^^^^^^

I think you are right. He's sulking because his 'tart' (sitting opposite) is talking to a toy-boy.
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Here's a shot of Jay desperately trying to feel up chill_babe. A restraining order was filed not long thereafter.



Here's a shot of Bruce menacing FTL in his most threatening stance.

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^^^^^

Is that walker semi or fully automatic?
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I'm perplexed...what is the question exactly?

Who's gayer?

I think the next time Jayhawk is wearing a pair of Arabian Goggles won't be the first time. Bruce, despite the metrosexual name, is a bit too uptight to go there.


Who's creepier?

Bruce doesn't seem to chase after invisible tail with his tongue hitting the floor. I think I can hear Jay fapping all the way through cyberspace, but then again, I live kinda close to Kansas.


Who's more respectable?

Bruciepoo is a forum host or mod or something here. Jayhawk gets banned a lot.


Who's more arrogant?

Err...ummm.....next.


Who does more of a disservice to the ranks they claim to be members?

Bruce's heart is in the right spot, he just isn't as gifted a verbal pugilist as some. Jayhawk reminds me of a description I once read for Christopher Walken - "A perfect dry martini, flaked with cat shit," and Dennis Miller's description of Mr. Helter Skelter - "It's like playing Stratego with Charles Manson. He makes 7 good moves and you start thinking 'Alright Charlie's getting it together'. Then he shoves the dice up his ass."

Adding up the score, I vote for Bruce.

But I still have no fucking idea what the question really means. Much like an old Jewish voter in Miami.
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt! Wrong! The correct answer was Jayhawk...but, thanks for playing, asshole.
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