Date registered: Mar 2005
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Eligible Punjabi seeks US Bride...heh, heh!
heh, heh.......my cousin from rural Punjab has been watching too many Hollywood movies lately and reckons it is now time to get married (constant hounding from the extended family and the village elders!) but only to an "American Passport" (which is anything that will get him Right of Abode in the US!) heh, heh......His impressive resume/proposal follows: heh, heh......
Matrimonial - Seeking Bridal from US
Matrimonial Proposal from a Punjabi man(?):
I am an young uncle living only with myself in Ludhiana. Having seen your desprate adverteesement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.
I am a spoiled son from inside Punjab. I am nice and big, six foot tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket and I am a good
batter and I am a fast baller. Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.
I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am jolly. I am gay. Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I am. I am not having any bad habits.
I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and
pumping. If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb bells in the Jim.
I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my things into your hand.
If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb bells in the Jim. If you are not
marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you and press you until you come. So, I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet and
looking up with lots of hope.
I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
Yours and only yours
Choudhary Singha Warraich
born by mother in Okara and become big in Ludhiana, Punjab