Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Feel The Love Enterprise's entry on our Nigerian Email Division was shamelessly altered by someone on this web site. I suspect GermanStar, because he constantly sends me threatening PMs demanding his fee for acting as transfer agent for a large amount of cash I am holding in a Nigerian account for the late Idi Amin, which no one has come forward to claim. I have assured GS we will have the money wired to his account as soon as the computers in Lagos have been repaired. The man is so impatient. It is a poor way to treat someone who has allowed him to split millions in return for his $2,000 earnest payment. I have also offered him an additional 10% commission in return for a 107 rear axle rebuild kit, with the commission payable in Albanian bonds. And what do I get in return? A Wiki entry describing me as a "spammer and scammer". How crass. For those of you who recognize a real opportunity, please contact me on how you can help me move $20 million dollars by making your bank account available to me for the deposit transfer. I will need a copy of one of your checks, and I will need your Social Security Number in order to check your credit. Only those who can prove they have substantial assets in their account can qualify. In return, I will split with you the sum of $20 million dollars.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
Last edited by FeelTheLove; 08-14-2007 at 07:21 PM.