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The 'F' Word

No one wishes to offend. In efforts to comply with the newspeak of OT forum, maybe we shouldn't say fuck every time it scoots across our little minds. We could substitute 'screw', 'frig', 'freak', 'fondle', 'shaft', 'pork', etc.

Pork y'all!

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Fuck fuc'in fuck fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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Fuck fuc'in fuck fuc fuc fuc fuc fuc
As our resident whor uh, I mean, female would say:
Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck!

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Since I am a fan of Porsches....Fuch Fuch Fuch!!!

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The "F" word is the one of the English language's most prevalent seasonings. It's like salt. Almost every narrative, like every dish of food, needs at least some. It makes just about anything better, because it can be used so many ways.

Like cooking, the important thing is to know when enough is enough. Keeping things simple, and letting the ingredients speak for themselves as much as possible, would be in following Gordon Ramsay's advice.

I think he serves as a fine example for not just how to cook food, but how to season one's language.
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In efforts to comply with the newspeak of OT forum...
Don’t give them any ideas.
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I propose "no" and "non" in front of the "F" word.

Examples:

"No fuck you".

"You are non-fucking idiot".

"you are dumbnonfuck".

..and so on..
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I propose "no" and "non" in front of the "F" word.

Examples:

"No fuck you".

"You are non-fucking idiot".

"you are dumbnonfuck".

..and so on..
Why don't you go nonfuck yourself for making such a dumb nonfucking suggestion!

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The F Word? I thought you meant Feckless. I thought this was going to be another Bush bashing thread.

Move on, nothing to see here.

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Why don't you go nonfuck yourself for making such a dumb nonfucking suggestion!

cmitch,

you are the dumbnonfuck.

It could became a trademark of BWOT for all I know.

Nonfuck you.
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