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Leaving for Poland today....bitches here I come.

Today is finally the day that my three American buddies and I are leaving for Poland. Our flight was supposed to leave at 7pm but the damn thing is delayed until 10pm due to the tremendous rains we are having here. Anyway, I have lots of family in Krakow so we're staying for free in a very nice city. We will also be making a stop in Prague for a few days. I've been working out for the last 2.5 months just for this day. I LOOK FUCKING GOOD! Just the other day I went out to Banana Republic and spent over a grand on clothes so I can have everything brand spanking new. There is not a single piece of clothing, shoes or anything related that has been worn before. I hope the Polish girls spread their legs as easily as the dumb American bitches that I keep banging here in the states.

We rented a very nice BMW for the entire 2 weeks but I think we are going to get killed on gas since that shit costs alot there.

Anyway, if I'm on the internet there I'll be sure to post some pics.

Well, I'm sitting here trying to kill some time.

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anyone got the number for Krakow airport ? I'm thinking someone could do with a full rubber glove job
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ROFL !!!!!

With a full pic on an AIDS warning in every ladies go-hut in Krakow ........
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Unfortunately, women in Poland, and anywhere else in that region, will immediately notice your wardrobe is American, and laugh at you.
I'm not trying to be insulting. I learned the hard way...no sneakers, suit jackets in clubs, dark colors only, etc etc.
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^ ^ ^ He's fucked...and not in a good way.
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anyone got the number for Krakow airport ? I'm thinking someone could do with a full rubber glove job
Krakow Airport (KRK)
Telephone: (+48) 012 285-51-20 enjoy

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will ya look at that lovery number ^
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only teasing , enjoy !
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