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Mans best friend...

But you have to guess which one. Ha. Ho. Hee. Haw. Snort. Snarls.

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Man's best friend is a traffic sign

Stop! In the name of love!

Old and weird. In the bucolic paradise of Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 60-year old Verle Peter Dills was caught doing something odd with himself and a camcorder in a neighbors yard. The police were called, and discovered about two years worth of video of Dills having sex with and masturbating on various traffic signs around town.

Ok - a couple things. First off, I can believe masturbating - heaven knows I’ve been around long enough to learn that people can get crosswired any which way. But, from a purely physical point of view, how in the big blue universe do you have sex with a traffic sign? The damned things are nine feet up in the air, and the holes in the support beams are just about the perfect size for intercourse with a #2 Conestoga pencil.

Secondly, why would you tape it? I mean, would you trot one of them out on a lonely night and moan, “Oooh, that’s right, baby. Yield! Yield to me!!”

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But you have to guess which one. Ha. Ho. Hee. Haw. Snort. Snarls.
Well the dawg on the far left seems to have the happiest expression and a sticky-out tongue. Is that significant?
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Tell me this book is not on your bed side table ! hehehehe
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yes I can see her in asbestos nickers
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those Rotts look weak and sorry..the wolf looks like nice though
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those Rotts look weak and sorry..the wolf looks like nice though
#1 It's a Husky(Malamute?) #2 Some people don't need to make up for their small dicks by having vicious dogs with huge chains hanging around their necks.

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Some people don't need to make up for their small dicks by having vicious dogs with huge chains hanging around their necks.
Rotts are bred to be guard dogs not sissy hounds...should've bought a shitzu if you wanted a gentle mutt.
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Rotts are bred to be guard dogs not sissy hounds...should've bought a shitzu if you wanted a gentle mutt.
Only by UKC standards, in Europe it is recognized as a working dog.

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