Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: 2021 SL770
Location: Fountain Hills, AZ
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Man's best friend is a traffic sign
Stop! In the name of love!
Old and weird. In the bucolic paradise of Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 60-year old Verle Peter Dills was caught doing something odd with himself and a camcorder in a neighbors yard. The police were called, and discovered about two years worth of video of Dills having sex with and masturbating on various traffic signs around town.
Ok - a couple things. First off, I can believe masturbating - heaven knows Iâ€™ve been around long enough to learn that people can get crosswired any which way. But, from a purely physical point of view, how in the big blue universe do you have sex with a traffic sign? The damned things are nine feet up in the air, and the holes in the support beams are just about the perfect size for intercourse with a #2 Conestoga pencil.
Secondly, why would you tape it? I mean, would you trot one of them out on a lonely night and moan, â€śOooh, thatâ€™s right, baby. Yield! Yield to me!!â€ť
"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon