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Bruce goes to heaven.

Bruce Goes To Heaven

Bruce came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
Suddenly he awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, old boy.'
Bruce was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Old Bruce was devastated, but begged St. Peter to at least send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bruce the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. It's like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never!,' said Bruce.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
Bruce did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Bruce was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout.....
'Dammit, Bruce! Wake up. You're shitting the bed again!'
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Is that our Bruce R you are referring to?

I know he is old, but not awared he is that bad off.

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heh....... hahahahahahahaha.....heh.......hah!.......... Trumps! heh, heh.....
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Is that our Bruce R you are referring to?

I know he is old, but not awared he is that bad off.

Well we know for a fact he suffers from verbal diarrhoea.........
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Well we know for a fact he suffers from verbal diarrhoea.........
heh, heh......attributed to a biological deformity caused by an 180 degree genetic anomoly during body tissue formation ! heh, heh..........not to mention the many others...!
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Never had dreams of laying egg's myself , I've just always found it to be more reliable than an alarm clock .
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