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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 08-03-2007, 02:12 AM Thread Starter
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This guy was standing in front of me at the Wendy's in Ehrenberg Arizona. I perked my ear to hear his order. THREE FUCKING TRIPLE STACKERS,MAN!!!!LOL!!!
I had to snap a pic and unfortunately I forget the Razr makes a very loud "CLICK". He turned around and I pretended to be fooling around with my phone trying to figure out how it works. This picture does no justice. He was about 6'9", shaved head and THICK. Look at the stool compared to him. Irony of ironies, his t-shirt advertised a surf board company. I got my chicken sandwich with a baked potato(usually fries), ate half and started eating the fruit my wife always packs that I always throw out on the highway.


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Get ta fuck out ah Wendy's and don't be fuckin' mention'n tit round here no mores.
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We need to get you on a program TK. Seriously that dude is a heart attack waiting to happen. You sitting in a cab for most of your waking hours is going to do you in if you don't eat right and exercise.
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Does wanking count as exercise?
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Does wanking count as exercise?
At three calories per stroke times how many strokes it takes you to reach climax + full muscle tension rated at 0.45 calories per pound (body weight): do the math!
The unknown is the number of strokes which really depends on your level of excitement but remember that the longer you spend time on BW more strokes will be needed
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Now I know the subject in which you took your 'masters'
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This beach rescue's not over until the fat lady sinks

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It was the moment when "wish you were here" became "wish I were anywhere but here".
This holidaymaker found herself stranded in her deckchair as the tide came in and started lapping at her feet. The woman, estimated by some onlookers to weigh as much as 20 stone, had been unable to get out of the chair after its legs became firmly wedged in the shingle. scroll down for more

A crowd gathered as the coastguards rescued the stuck sunbather




Other day trippers awaking from their afternoon naps nearby had managed to scramble to safety because their deckchairs were resting on firmer foundations.
But it took coastguards in yellow jumpsuits and wellington boots to rescue the turbanwearing tourist, said to be 49 and from Belgium. Two of them prised her free just as the water came up the beach, watched by a crowd of onlookers. Ronald Coleman, 74, one of those who witnessed the distressing scene at Westcliffon-Sea, Essex, said: "The tide was racing in. She was lucky."
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Where the fuck is ehrenberg? i have lived in arizona my entire life and have never even heard fo it.
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Doesn't anybody know anything about fat? She would not have sunk. She would have bobbed around like a channel buoy until she was air lifted by heli-crane-ter to the deck of an awaiting barge.

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