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You really need to replace all those periods with well placed "ands" and "ors" to create more effective run-on sentences.

You really need to understand 'bad writing' when it is displayed so obviously.



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You really need to replace all those periods with well placed "ands" and "ors" to create more effective run-on sentences.
Less than zero critique for a lesser than zero thread,

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You really need to understand 'bad writing' when it is displayed so obviously.
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I was just trying to help you make it worse.

<sigh> Nobody gets me.

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DPREVIEW.COM just sold for $100Million dollars. The days of FREE writing are over.

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  • Must be a Mercedes-Benz enthusiast
  • Must be proficient in English
  • Must be over 18 years old
  • Must send in 2 writing samples
  • Must have basic computer skills. Advanced html, css, and other languages a big plus

If this all sounds something you would like to try, then please send us an email at benzinsider [at] gmail.com

Thank you, and good luck.
If you guys had a clue then you would head-hunt. There are less than 20 people worldwide who compose and develop articles for online forums (in English). If you knew who they were then you wouldn't need to ask.

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I think I can do this as I was mentored by a very famous writer. I'm going to need a pencil, pad of paper, ounce of cocaine, bag of marijuana, quart of Wild Turkey, 60 amyl nitrate ampules, 20 hits of blotter acid, 12 hits of window pane acid, some tar heroin and a big can of ether.

Jack Kerouac?
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'Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature'.
At least that is what he told his therapist.

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TK hit a homer. That's damn near a modern day "Who's on first" in the making.

"Benzinsider."

"He is?"

"No, Benzinsider."

"So you said...how'd he get there?"

"Who?"

"Ben"

"No no no, Benzinsider.com"

"...where the hell is a woman's dot-com? And who is Ben?"
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