Originally Posted by ThrillKill
1. Flying rock cracks windshield in Arizona.
2. Going through CA weigh station receive ticket for windshield.
3.Overzealous Smokey the Bear picks through truck with fine tooth comb, finds leak in air line and in air storage tank.
4. Mechanics arrive and relieve me of a fair sum of money.
5. Wake up to the sound of reefer engine starting and stopping. Upon inspection, find about 10 gallons of diesel on the ground from indeterminable leak.
6. Drive to Thermo King in Salt Lake City where I am once more relieved of a sparse handful of green.
7. Halfway through Wyoming, lose 98 percent electrical in a cataclysmic failure including A/C, headlights, brake lights, all interior lamps, both city and highway air horns. The only thing working are the hazards and turn signals.
I'm on laptop battery power and it's almost kaput. So I'll check in tomorrow from home to read all the well wishes from you fucking gutter snakes.
Flying rock, throbbing cock.
Windshield and roadwhore cracks
Smoky Bear, pussy hair,
You're losing money by the stacks!
Yell 'FUCK!', park your truck,
retire at hotel like a weasel.
Wake up from slumber with stiff lumber,
Find out you lost all your diesel.
No A/C or electricity,
wishin' you were back home cookin'
You had less to lose, cooking for Jews,
Getcher truck in gear and start bookin'!