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(1) Okay, Okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.

(2) Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.

(3) Do I look like a people person?

(4) This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.

(5) I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

(6) Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

(7) Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?

(8) I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

(9) Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

(10) Do they ever shut up on your planet?

(11) I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

(12) Don't worry. I forgot your name too.

(13) I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.

(14) Wait, I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

(15) Chaos, panic and disorder, my work here is done.

(16) Ambivalent? Well yes and no.

(17) You look like shit. Is this the style now?

(18) Earth is full. Go home.

(19) I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

(20) A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.

(21) You are depriving some village of an idiot.

(22) If assholes could fly, this place would be a fucking airport.
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Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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