Date registered: Sep 2004
Vehicle: 83 Astral Silver 280 SL
Location: Planet Houston
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Fortune and chance have played such a role in her life. In fact, it was a random paper work snafu that caused husband Jim to be transferred from protective custody to General Population, that led directly to the development of one of my top products, Prison Sex Balm. Who would have known that Pam Cooking Spray mixed with rodent fur would revolutionize the anal soothing industry? It is a heart warming story of human triumph - we almost lost Jim to a ruptured colon at one point, probably from the unfortunate rodent who gave his life in Jim's rectal canal for the furtherance of science. Tammy was also instrumental - it was she who smuggled out the secret recipes, disguising them as The Ten Commandants, which she hung from her copious earlobes.
Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.
-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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