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God I'm bored. It's so boring in here.



RICK: "Hey, get this! 'Under the new ruling, all a student
needs for an increased grant is a numklpkgulftoomsch from the local authority!' "
NEIL: "What was that?"
RICK: "A numklpkgulftoomsch. Don't you ever read The Guardian, Neil?"


NEIL: "What's a ftoomsch?"

[EXPLOSION,
Ftoomsch appears and looks around.]



FTOOMSCH: "Now I got three minutes!"
RICK: "It doesn't seem to make any sense." [Rick suddenly stares] "Neil? Have you just farted?"
NEIL: [puts his head near his crotch] "No, I don't think so, Rick."
RICK: "Well, there's a horrible farty smell in here and it's
definitely not from my bottom!"



[Ftoomsch points a finger. Rick gets out of the chair just seconds before a chandelier falls on it]
FTOOMSCH: "Knickers!"
RICK: "I'm going to the drawing room, this is worse than cattle's business!"
[walks to sofa. Ftoomsch throws a knife at Rick. It
misses him just as Rick sits on sofa] "Ahh, that's better!"
FTOOMSCH: "Knackers!"



NEIL: "Was it you that farted, Mike?"
MIKE: "Who can tell, Neil? I'm a strange guy!"
FTOOMSCH: [grabs two live wires] "I'll deal with that spotty Herbert later!" [walks to Neil, who has gone back to meditating] "Oh, look. A little girl! Meditate on this!"
[Ftoomsch jabs the two wires into Neil's head. Neil is electrocuted.]


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You could go spray paint cars. I hear it is all the rage in the big T.

Or come to Kentucky and join the man hunt [or chick hunt] for Brandi and Amber [who apparently has turned 18] who are still on the lam.

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Somebody done ran off all the good targets.


I wonder how KKKamiL's bitch titties are coming along....

So miserably boring.

Religion this. Politics that. KKKamiL sucks Punjabi's whatever while JE faps to it.

Echhhh......been so bloody DULL here the last week. Does everyone need a holiday?
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Somebody done ran off all the good targets.


I wonder how KKKamiL's bitch titties are coming along....

So miserably boring.

Religion this. Politics that. KKKamiL sucks Punjabi's whatever while JE faps to it.

Echhhh......been so bloody DULL here the last week. Does everyone need a holiday?
We could take after MBWorld or Bimmerworld's OT sections and fill the board with "How do I ask a girl that I like out?" or "which acne cream works best, and can I use it to clean leather?" or "am I too big?" wait, sorry that was another forum.

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We should coordinate an anonymous episode of Tourette's on that other forum where they obsess over us here. Kinda like doorbell ditch / house egging / lighting a paper bag filled with dogshit / TP raid / etc.

Maybe post transcripts of "The Aristocrats" over there.
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Oh, pwnt.

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I just checked the TV listings and I believe that everyone is just watching the Victoria Beckham: Coming to America special. I am sure they will be back soon. Maybe even with styling hints and impressions of how LA will change with Becks in town.

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It's the summer doldrums.
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We should coordinate an anonymous episode of Tourette's on that other forum where they obsess over us here. Kinda like doorbell ditch / house egging / lighting a paper bag filled with dogshit / TP raid / etc.

Maybe post transcripts of "The Aristocrats" over there.
MBWorld or MS?

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Check this shit out.

Teen Girls Accused Of Setting Kitten Ablaze - Local News Story - KNSD | San Diego

I could make threads out of this.

"Hot teenage pussies", for example, would be an attention getter.

I could make jokes about how cat kickers are cunts compared to people who set them on fire and laugh at them.

I could wonder aloud if the suspects were Asian, or taking some kind of Asian cooking class but forgot that you have to kill & skin the cat before you put it into the "orange chicken".

But I'm just too bored.
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