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I have finally given up on suing Hustler magazine for my carpal tunnel syndrome.
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I opened up a lube factory.
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I opened up a lube factory.
Definitely a growth business, no pun intended.
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Well we are in it for the long haul, no matter how hairy or hard the customers get. As a matter of fact our aim is to soothe even the crabbiest customers. No slight of hand here, just good old fashioned leg work.
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My sister married one of my childhood friends. A fellow named Dave who resembled a skeleton. He was the spitting image of Iron Maidens "Eddy". Long before she married him, we used to cut school, buy birthday cakes at the supermarket and sit around his house getting wasted,eating birthday cake and listening to the Scorps.
He was from Sacramento but he lived with his father who was a producer of a local news show here in Chicago.
His dad had the ultimate collection of 70's porn........We're talking super 8 here folks and would have these showings with about 8 of us young bucks at a time.
The guy never got frisky, in fact,he was one of those complete dorks that got all the hot chicks. Oh yeah, after the cumshot, he would reverse the projector and yell, "Here comes the vacuum cleaner fellas!!"

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Well we are in it for the long haul, no matter how hairy or hard the customers get. As a matter of fact our aim is to soothe even the crabbiest customers. No slight of hand here, just good old fashioned leg work.
Shave and a haircut...........6 bits

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she must ride a sybian..unless she is ugly..i dont understand why she needs to complain..she doesnt even need a job..she can find unlimited supply of men who will treat her like a princess and afford her matching living standard.

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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