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What's up with those fking flashing ads causing me an epileptic seizure?

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You type well when you're flopping on the ground and foaming at the mouth... Kudos.

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You type well when you're flopping on the ground and foaming at the mouth... Kudos.
Once, a guy in a nice restaurant flopped onto the ground from a table beside us and began jiggling. His female companion said "Oh my God, he's having a seizure! Quick, someone put a wallet in his mouth!" which I had started doing anyway, to keep him from swallowing his tongue or biting it off. As soon as I did, he jumped up, and they both ran out the door with my wallet covered in his slobber. Boy did I feel like a putz.

So now, when I see someone having a seizure, I wait for them to turn purple or until I see blood before I try to help them. Because I'm a conservative by nature.

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^I need alcohol to tolerate a joke that bad.
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I gave a girl an eight-hour orgasm once.

Well OK, I found out the next morning she was epileptic...

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When my dorm mate had epilectic fits, we used to throw him in the bath tub with our laundry.

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I gave a girl an eight-hour orgasm once.

Well OK, I found out the next morning she was epileptic...
I take it you merely 'flashed' her.

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Dated a total model quality stud once who suffered from seizures, said he only got them when he was excited. heh heh heh...


PS Poor kid stayed thin by guess what. Didn't really mix well with his problem to say the least.
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