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Allen's defense

At the local bar after a few drinks:

Allen: "Is true!"
UC Cop: "Is not!"
Allen: " I'll be damned if it isn't!"
UC Cop: "What you said is total bullshit!"
Allen: "If it's bullshit, I'll spray FTL's vanilla cum creme all over your cock and give you a $20 blow job, right here and now!"
UC Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Allen: "For what . . .?"
UC Cop: "Soliciting sex. You have the right to remain silent . . ."
FTL's vanilla cum creme?

This one sure comes from the experience..
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Originally Posted by cmitch
Allen's defense

At the local bar after a few drinks:

Allen: "Is true!"
UC Cop: "Is not!"
Allen: " I'll be damned if it isn't!"
UC Cop: "What you said is total bullshit!"
Allen: "If it's bullshit, I'll spray FTL's vanilla cum creme all over your cock and give you a $20 blow job, right here and now!"
UC Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Allen: "For what . . .?"
UC Cop: "Soliciting sex. You have the right to remain silent . . ."
Did anyone see Leno last night tear McCain a new one? He was hilarious. He describes McCain's guy offering another guy 20 bucks to let him give him a blow job, and then he says, "I know McCain was desperate for votes, but that desperate?"

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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FTL's vanilla cum creme?

This one sure comes from the experience..
We have a wide variety of flavors and colors. However we do not refer to it as "cum cream". We call our line Ultimate DNA Flavor Enhancers. Simply use a typical diabetic syringe to inject our product into your testicles before, or for most of you here considering the obvious love of pain and abuse, during sex. It will render your biological products tasty and smooth, to the delete of your partner. Bruce R loves Sexy Strawberry the best.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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Allen's defense

At the local bar after a few drinks:

Allen: "Is true!"
UC Cop: "Is not!"
Allen: " I'll be damned if it isn't!"
UC Cop: "What you said is total bullshit!"
Allen: "If it's bullshit, I'll spray FTL's vanilla cum creme all over your cock and give you a $20 blow job, right here and now!"
UC Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Allen: "For what . . .?"
UC Cop: "Soliciting sex. You have the right to remain silent . . ."
Hahahahahaha!

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Originally Posted by cmitch
Allen's defense

At the local bar after a few drinks:

Allen: "Is true!"
UC Cop: "Is not!"
Allen: " I'll be damned if it isn't!"
UC Cop: "What you said is total bullshit!"
Allen: "If it's bullshit, I'll spray FTL's vanilla cum creme all over your cock and give you a $20 blow job, right here and now!"
UC Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Allen: "For what . . .?"
UC Cop: "Soliciting sex. You have the right to remain silent . . ."
So YOU were the witness at the Gay bar.

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His stance on the immigration issue pure and simple. If these politcians don't understand the average American have a problem with the illegals, then they are destined for the same fate.

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It's probably just as well...

McCain Accepts Blame for Campaign Woes...

'I Fired 'Em All'...

Don't believe everything you think
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So YOU were the witness at the Gay bar.
It was YOU who pushed me in there!

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Creapo Guilanni is dead in the water, too.
You Nappy headed ho's.
I hate Guilanni as much as Bush, maybe more
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Allen's defense

At the local bar after a few drinks:

Allen: "Is true!"
UC Cop: "Is not!"
Allen: " I'll be damned if it isn't!"
UC Cop: "What you said is total bullshit!"
Allen: "If it's bullshit, I'll spray FTL's vanilla cum creme all over your cock and give you a $20 blow job, right here and now!"
UC Cop: "You're under arrest!"
Allen: "For what . . .?"
UC Cop: "Soliciting sex. You have the right to remain silent . . ."
So YOU are Allen

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