Date registered: Jul 2005
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It may come to this, which is not that bad....
Greggery Peccary is a small peccary, whose name is obviously a pun off of Gregory Peck, and not so obviously a reference to Pope Gregory XIII, creator of the modern calendar. Greggery lives among the peccary population, which ranges from Texas to Paraguay and sometimes as far west as Catalina. Peccaries are notable for having a white collar pattern on their fur, but Greggary is part of a "bold new breed" of peccary that also has a wide tie below his collar, distinguishing it as a particularly exceptional swine.
Greggery owns a red Volkswagen and works in the part of the town where the government buildings are kept at a corporation known as "Big Swifty and Associates, Trend-mongers". As the name suggests, their line of work involves conceiving and promoting the many trends and fads within the world using whatever means science has to offer.