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Vicodin, wash away my sin

I had two teefs extractimacated. Look like chipmunk. Talk like marshmallow.

Fuck me happy dance.

That is all.
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Wash 5 or 6 of those bad boys down with a scotch (or three...) and you'll feel much better.
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And some fools actually think pain is a bad thing.......

"If spending money you don't have is the height of stupidity, borrowing money to give it away is the height of insanity." -- anon
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^^^I know. Sheesh.
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Chardonnay and micro-brew chasers = pain erasers

Sins slide
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May I suggest a double dose, a dark room, Dark Side of the Moon and we will see you tomorrow. Enjoy the ride.

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^That would be flat out wasteful. Better to start vacuuming the chandeliers.

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The fuck awful thing is, I have a deadline to actually produce documents...tonight!!! The narrative might take some unexpected twists.
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The fuck awful thing is, I have a deadline to actually produce documents...tonight!!! The narrative might take some unexpected twists.
I can see it now...

"It goes without saying that in business negotiations, rule one is to make sure the family walks into a talent agent and the father says 'Have we ever got the perfect act for you!' The talent agent says 'Tell me about it', to which the entire family begins to always ask for more than you think you'll get.

Examples of this wisdom abound. Just last year, an internet chat room participant described the success he realized by invoking the name of TOM JONES in concert with principles of forcible sodomy and foreign objects to recoup losses sustained to his vehicle. Without such insight, KKKamiL's incessant bigotry would Gayhawk a Jackoffed-Expat cunt cunt cunity cunt."

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It may come to this, which is not that bad....


Greggery Peccary is a small peccary, whose name is obviously a pun off of Gregory Peck, and not so obviously a reference to Pope Gregory XIII, creator of the modern calendar. Greggery lives among the peccary population, which ranges from Texas to Paraguay and sometimes as far west as Catalina. Peccaries are notable for having a white collar pattern on their fur, but Greggary is part of a "bold new breed" of peccary that also has a wide tie below his collar, distinguishing it as a particularly exceptional swine.

Greggery owns a red Volkswagen and works in the part of the town where the government buildings are kept at a corporation known as "Big Swifty and Associates, Trend-mongers". As the name suggests, their line of work involves conceiving and promoting the many trends and fads within the world using whatever means science has to offer.

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