worst mod in BW history
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. We've received the results from your tests, says the doctor on the other end of the line. Bad newsyou have Ebola. Oh, my God, cries the man. Doc! What am I going to do? Dont worry. First, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread, says the doctor. Will that cure me? No, but it's the only food we'll be able to get under the door.
This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was
preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a
stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee
in my lap and I was running late.
"Great, just great", I moaned.
The driver opened his door, leaned out of his car and stared at me. He
was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, "I am not happy."
To which I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"