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1) Thou shalt not covet they neighbours Lexus

2) Thou shalt never combine Comb-Overs and convertables

3) Thy horsepower shalt never exceed thy IQ

4) Honor thy service intervals

5) Thy middle finger shall only be used in conjunction with with thy index finger, to indicate 'peace'

6) IF thou art going to pick your nose, for Christ's sake, make sure no one is looking

7) Thou shalt not return thy brothers car on empty

8) Feed thy meter, except on the sabbath, lest thee suffer the eternal boot

9) Thou shalt keep they 17 year old son bound to the slowest 1979 Volvo which hath presented itself......
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