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"The Aristocrats!"

Okay, not a new movie or subject, but despite Penn Jillette's assertion that this be left to "the professionals", I'm relatively certain that there are those here who could make a pretty good run at this joke.

So, gird up your loins, and take a stab at this.

"A guy walks into a talent agency and says 'I got this great act, you gotta book it.' Talent agent says 'What is it - describe it to me.' The guy says..."

Here's where you insert the 'joke'.

"...the talent agent says 'that's the most awful thing I ever heard! What the hell would you even call such a thing?'

'The Aristocrats!' (snap)".

And we're rolling.....
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So much for the laughter.

See posts 9, 10, 11 (you might recall #12) and then #19.

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...ts#post2195948

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Ahem...
So much for the laughter.

See posts 9, 10, 11 (you might recall #12) and then #19.

http://www.benzworld.org/forums/off-...ts#post2195948
That was a good thread.
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I saw Penn Jellette, Robert Wahl, Bob Saget, Sarah Silverman, Jimmy Kimmel and a couple more doing that gig in NYC back in 2001 before the movie came out and I have to say, after actually tearing a rib from the cartilage from laughing so hard that it does indeed take a professional to move that joke.

By the way, Bob Saget and Sarah Silverman were the two best of the evening. I heard more than one person in the club say that they actually wet their pants.

If you have not seen the movie, get it but ONLY if nothing, NOTHING offends you [of course I say this on BWOT]

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That was a good thread.
That thread was part of an entire night of hilarity.

I can iust imagine that movie in the DVD player running all weekend at the mcbear family reunion. Since it's the same story over and over told by different people, one can just drop in and drop out as one pleases. It would be the punchline of the party...

Cousin mcbear: "Hey, cuz'! What's it like working on the latest Benz project?"
mcbear: "The ARISTOCRATS!"
Cousin mcbear: OMFGHahahahaha, gasp, gasp.
mcbear: Chortle, chortle, chortle, gasp, wheeze.

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That thread was part of an entire night of hilarity.

I can iust imagine that movie in the DVD player running all weekend at the mcbear family reunion. Since it's the same story over and over told by different people, one can just drop in and drop out as one pleases. It would be the punchline of the party...

Cousin mcbear: "Hey, cuz'! What's it like working on the latest Benz project?"
mcbear: "The ARISTOCRATS!"
Cousin mcbear: OMFGHahahahaha, gasp, gasp.
mcbear: Chortle, chortle, chortle, gasp, wheeze.
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