He was just giving a very nice lecture about peace in Islam so I went to the auditorium to listen. He said pretty cool things and all in all it was a very good lecture which was carefully researched and well presented.
During the lunch break my friends and I had a chance to meet him and sat at his table to mingle with him and sort of brown-nose with our Medical School professors at the same time.
He pointed to me and asked my name and where I was from, so I told him my name and said that I was from the States. He immediately said that there is a lot of social immorality there to which I wholeheartedly agree, given that this was somewhat of a religious venue. Then he also talked about how most American woman are and have been sexually active and have had many many many partners before she finally settles down, and how there are so many abortions, murders, and rapes, and incest there. Even though I was agreeing with what he was saying because in was INFACT the truth I was becoming VERY UNEASY and didn't know how to end it so I just kept on nodding to the facts that he was presenting me. The more he talked shit about America the more I was becoming uneasy and he could see that and to comfort me he would give me a smile. Now I was getting really pissed off.
THEN the subject shifted to MASTURBATION! Now I have been the KING of Whacking OFF in my days so I thought that I would know a quite a lot on this subject. He started saying how even this was very immoral. I knew I could get him now! I know for a FACT that it is OK to masturbate in ISLAM! He, I knew would makes up some BS and make it seem like its against the religion and I knew he was about to give me some BS about it so my ears pointed up as I really wanted to concentrate on EVERY word and trap him! Here is what he said, " Masturbation with your right hand is the same as having sex with you sister and masturbation with your left hand is the same as having sex with your own mother." He then asked me if I had masturbated and I told him "yes". He asked me what I would do from now onwards after learning what he said. I told him that I would ask the mullah if he would use HIS RIGHT hand to perform masturbation on me!
The whole table went quiet and some of the professors started to laugh so hard that their drinks were coming out of their noses. I was disgusted and left the table STUNNING THE HELL OUT OF THAT GUY!
After I left one of my friends turned to the mulla and told him that our friend has hots for your sister and he too left