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He went low and hit a rock, look at his face....
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I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing such a display at the zoo while there with my 7 yr old. I had a lot of explaining to do. Lions are horny motherfuckers.

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I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing such a display at the zoo while there with my 7 yr old. I had a lot of explaining to do. Lions are horny motherfuckers.
The monkeys will spank it for...nutz.
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I had the unfortunate experience of witnessing such a display at the zoo while there with my 7 yr old. I had a lot of explaining to do. Lions are horny motherfuckers.
You couldn't tell your 7 year old they were mating? No wonder you need to be 21 to buy a beer in most states and retards here on BWOT get off by posting pictures of 'hotties'.
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The Chinese actually eat the Lion penis because they believe that it will give them this quality as well.
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The Chinese actually eat the Lion penis because they believe that it will give them this quality as well.
When I am dead I will give mine to science. My eyes are already spoken for by an ex girlfriend that wants them in a pickle jar
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Yes, we Leos do always seem to be up for another go-round. It's a blessing and a curse, really.
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The Chinese actually eat the Lion penis because they believe that it will give them this quality as well.
Robert's done that...except by "eat", of course we mean he tracks down a lion, snares it in a trap, bonds it to the ground spread-eagle, and sucks that jungle cock like it's the fountain of youth.
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