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post #31 of 57 (permalink) Old 06-29-2007, 11:58 PM
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Old guys are smart enough and/or rich enough to have someone do it for them.
Exactly. May I add that some of us may be ambidextrous.
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post #32 of 57 (permalink) Old 06-30-2007, 12:16 AM
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So I was thinking today; do old people still masterbate? I mean, what is the cut off age when you should stop?
Hey Corky,

Does that bastion of higher learning you claim to attend have a dictionary? How about a remedial spelling class?

Apparently that Commodore 64 you got from Rent-A-Center doesn't have spell check. Or it does and you haven't figured out how to use it.

Either way, you need to get ProActiv, and fix that thing on your shoulders. Quick, before it spreads any further.
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thankx to internets middle age men can act like teenagers
That's the idea, nothing wrong with that
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hahaha the old farts in here are doing this

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