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If you like glow-in-the-dark-pussy, sure! She'll give you the biggest bang.

btw, I'm more of a librarian fetishist.


for some reason, "Sister Christian" turns me on, even after posting about toothless grannies administering a blowjob...

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If you like glow-in-the-dark-pussy, sure! She'll give you the biggest bang.

btw, I'm more of a librarian fetishist.


for some reason, "Sister Christian" turns me on, even after posting about toothless grannies administering a blowjob...

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GREAT SONG thanks 4 that! 80s rocked!
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GREAT SONG thanks 4 that! 80s rocked!
What about the 70's? PORNO Rock!!!!

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I am on my third Bacardi.

To answer the original question, I would, in a sec.

just imagine taking off all those huge skirts and corsets
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I am on my third Bacardi.

To answer the original question, I would, in a sec.

just imagine taking off all those huge skirts and corsets
they most likely took a bath once a week and no more frequently; toilet papers were more like wax paper or cookie sheets, and shaved or (better yet) bikini waxed pussies were unheard of. You'd most likely be greeted with a pungent mix of stale urine and fecal odor upon burying your face in a wild and unadultrated bush; even if you skipped the foreplay, just think of having stuck a dipstick into the mouth of a mayonnaise eating bulldog (per an awesome cartoon that was once posted here) with its fur covered with its own shit and piss...



I'd do her.

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I'd do her.
And that's what counts

I once did the Soviet Secret Police leutenant ( she ) on the snow-covered bench at -20 C.
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I once did the Soviet Secret Police leutenant ( she ) on the snow-covered bench at -20 C.
I take it you were practicing cold fusion physics...

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I take it you were practicing cold fusion physics...
Yeah, right, the hell I did...
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And that's what counts

I once did the Soviet Secret Police leutenant ( she ) on the snow-covered bench at -20 C.
Bare ass , good enough.

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they most likely took a bath once a week and no more frequently; toilet papers were more like wax paper or cookie sheets, and shaved or (better yet) bikini waxed pussies were unheard of. You'd most likely be greeted with a pungent mix of stale urine and fecal odor upon burying your face in a wild and unadultrated bush; even if you skipped the foreplay, just think of having stuck a dipstick into the mouth of a mayonnaise eating bulldog (per an awesome cartoon that was once posted here) with its fur covered with its own shit and piss...



I'd do her.
Could you elaborate on this a little more?
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