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I am attempting to elevate the level of discourse here from the rectum to the groin.
I am a non-smoker. I do not advise anyone to smoke banana peels.
Eating too many bananas, which is high in potassium, may cause health problems in some people.
Pleasuring one's sex partner with an unpeeled banana may cause skin laceration, irritability and may result in an unfortunate lawsuit. On the other hand, using a ripe, peeled banana, one runs the risk of the banana breaking (in there) causing an infection.


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I am attempting to elevate the level of discourse here from the rectum to the groin.
Pleasuring one's sex partner with an unpeeled banana may cause skin laceration, irritability and may result in an unfortunate lawsuit. On the other hand, using a ripe, peeled banana, one runs the risk of the banana breaking (in there) causing an infection.
Sorry! It seems like I was talking sh*t.


Heh heh, an unpeeled banana is perfectly acceptable to the average vagina providing an appropriate lube or gel is employed. This will ensure long lasting satisfaction also to the rectum from which you desire to elevate yourself. Heh heh.
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Heh heh, an unpeeled banana is perfectly acceptable to the average vagina providing an appropriate lube or gel is employed. This will ensure long lasting satisfaction also to the rectum from which you desire to elevate yourself. Heh heh.

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BTW DR, your earlier botanical description was correct and succinct--a combination never known to have previously occurred in botanical writings.

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BTW DR, your earlier botanical description was correct and succinct--a combination never known to have previously occurred in botanical writings.
I would like to thank Mr A. Ward of Colfe's School, Lee, London for my 'A' level biology tutoring and my on-screen trackball keyboard for my brevity.
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