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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 06-22-2007, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
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Sportsman's Double

I don't go drinking much anymore, but recently I did just that to close off a particularly ugly week at work.

So I ended up at a club chatting with an older woman. She was really very attractive, and I was very surprised when she told me in the course of conversation that she was 53 years old.

We continued to drink and somehow found ourselves in a rather passionate embrace; when we broke the kiss, she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

"What's that?" I asked.

"It a mother and daughter threesome," she said.

With a sly, sultry grin she asked, "Have you ever tried that?"

I gulped a bit and said, "No."

Of course, now my mind was racing.

We drank a bit more, then she says, "You know, I really like you. I think that tonight may be your lucky night."

So we went back to her place and as she turned on the hall light, she shouted upstairs:




"Mom, you still awake?"
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...but never underestimate the blowjob administered by grannies who has life's worth of experience, and with their toothless gummy mouth that can be quite exquisite.

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...but never underestimate the blowjob administered by grannies who has life's worth of experience, and with their toothless gummy mouth that can be quite exquisite.

!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! !!!
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...but never underestimate the blowjob administered by grannies who has life's worth of experience, and with their toothless gummy mouth that can be quite exquisite.
Sounds like you are speaking from experience...

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Down the primrose path......Good one, that's really funny!!!

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Good one Greg! For some odd reason yours reminds me of an really old one about the perfect woman: 3 feet tall, no teeth, top of her head flat upon which to set your beer can.

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...but never underestimate the blowjob administered by grannies who has life's worth of experience, and with their toothless gummy mouth that can be quite exquisite.
That's the limpest limp dick comment you've ever posted. Just the mental picture of that guarantees my impotence for at least a week.

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