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post #71 of 108 (permalink) Old 06-20-2007, 06:29 PM
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Hold that thought, I have to go home now. But don't you worry, my mental decaying friend.......I will be back with a venomous attack in no time flat. Or, I might just get laid and not be angry anymore.


You are right, I’ll be back.


I am imagining by "get laid" you mean stopping by the morgue and finding a dead old hag to abuse. If you aren't back soon we will all know what you did on the way home. Jim
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I am imagining by "get laid" you mean stopping by the morgue and finding a dead old hag to abuse. If you aren't back soon we will all know what you did on the way home. Jim
So you're saying he's not tan because he's a vain, egocentric narcissist...he's that color because of the formaldehyde. NICE. That'll keep he and the missus looking young, which, in Dallas, is all that really matters. Oh, and the size of your tits must be equal to the diameter of all four wheels on the Escalade you financed for 7 years just to make the neighbors jealous. GO BIG D!
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Anyone notice "sticky damp zippy" has not responded to this thread yet? Or any other thread since this one started? Jim
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Anyone who has contributed to this thread is a total fucking retard and should turn off his computer immediately to engage in a lengthy bout of self mortification.






Aw, shit......

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I like DJ Zippy. She/He is indeed zippy and I don't mean in the pinhead sense.

I wouldn't have attacked JimSmith iffen I were you. He rike a sreeping giant.

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What a wanker ! of course girls can ride bikes! we can kick you in the balls or cut you little dick off in the middle of the night too, in fact we can do most things you can do and somethings a lot better . I ride the Guzzi coz my brother ( 1 of 3 ) had a LeMans when I was little and I loved it and he looked so cool on it , from then I always wanted one , nice low seat height on Guzzi's which suits . Now I have money I can do as I like and I do so bikes it is ,my boyfriend has bikes and he won't take me on the back of his so it was buy your own girl and do the test which I did two years ago and I haven't dropped a bike yet . And what's wrong with my tits ! you need to get out more AMG you can see loads of them in the London club's , we are not as prude as the Americans you know . Any way's DON'T CALL ME A DUDE ! do you call Jilly a dude for logging on , what a bellend I guess that's why you have so few girls in this forum because you don't know how to play nice . Now I'm off to jump on the pipe before I get realy cross .

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pss : I came to this site coz a good friend of my boyfriend said that some of you are quite funny , you were not on his list AMGdippling .
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Was I on the list? When I concentrate and try really really hard, I can squeeze out funny.
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