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FTL you Got Competition

This is going to be my latest venture. I am sending all my savings to this company so I can become an offcial distributor.
I think that this product is way better than FTL greasy creams
Who wants to be my first client? Kamil? Anyone?

Oh, here is the link (NSFW, and I mean it): smellmeand.com
That's right smell me and cum, this shit is the real thing
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Here is the promotional video (again NSFW)
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I am hiring these guys as my sales force, they're good!
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If those are "guys," I'm changing my orientation! Hell of a product that!!

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You want to invest?
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Shit, why didn't I think of that? And to think, I've spent all these years trying to perfect my dream of an oyster-flavored gum.
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Shit, why didn't I think of that? And to think, I've spent all these years trying to perfect my dream of an oyster-flavored gum.
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I will match any competitor's claims. They can bring their ruler, I'll bring my tape measure.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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yeah right FTL, my salesforce network is just getting bigger check'em out
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Breakthrough!
I just found a new product that will accelerate my acquisition of a Cadillac Escalade

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