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post #11 of 30 (permalink) Old 06-18-2007, 08:18 PM Thread Starter
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With moves like yours, you should hope you get to my age. Good luck with the skylarking. [great, now we have two birds to deal with]
No sir. I usually just post videos and entertaining articles. Gauging the response from my tale of adventure I will refrain from similar postings.

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No sir. I usually just post videos and entertaining articles. Gauging the response from my tale of adventure I will refrain from similar postings.

Your forum is safe from my asshattery
Naw, we like asshattery, asshattery is good, we just hate to see you pummeled for being a dumbshit. Don't confuse the two.

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I bet their bullets go faster than your car.

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I bet their bullets go faster than your car.
I am packing 38 special in my car.


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Now I am going to playing eurodance in my head all night.
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Last night I had the munchies so I decided to stop at McDonalds for some double cheeseburgers.

Unfortunatley the only drivethru open past 10pm is connected to the same parking lot as the big cowboy bar in my town, and runs parralel with the lineup. I sat there waiting to order thinking "Oh god, I hope no drunks come out of the club and ask me to order food". So some drunk cowboy guys approached my vehicle and pestered me to buy them 'double burgers' and bring them over to them while they waited in the huge line. They weren't taking no for an answer, so I pretended to agree. They actually trusted me with 20 bucks and they wanted to give them their change. They said "Thanks, Sally" and took their place in the back of the line. In the meantime a good amount of people joined the line.

So I drove by with all windows down, total Eurodance driveby blasting this song as loud as I could:

YouTube - Close to You - Fun Factory

Eurodance cuts through a redneck like a rusty unsharpened knife.

They tried to run after me. I take off, knowing I got all their money and they forfeited their place in line.

Well Sally, All you can do is stay away from those big bad redneck cowboys. Looks like you will have to find a new hangout, Mc Donald's could be a problem for you now. Better stay home and watch movies, hey have you seen Broke Back Mountain?
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we just hate to see you pummeled for being a dumbshit.
Well, not really. If you do get pummeled for being a dumbshit, please post pictures of the results. Kamil seems to like the attention and that makes it not as fun. Soooo....


1) either take great offense to this and get mad so we can have a war

or

2) post pictures of yourself before and after the ass kicking. Oh, and post pictures of your car after it gets vandalized. Then, post pictures of your mom. Naked.
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Well Sally, All you can do is stay away from those big bad redneck cowboys. Looks like you will have to find a new hangout, Mc Donald's could be a problem for you now. Better stay home and watch movies, hey have you seen Broke Back Mountain?
Yes I have seen Broke Back Mountain.

I am not 60 years old, so I do not 'hang out' at McDonalds whislt reading the newspaper and being offended by broad social trends. I have a vice for their double cheeseburgers, but I try to avoid the fast food.

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Well, not really. If you do get pummeled for being a dumbshit, please post pictures of the results. Kamil seems to like the attention and that makes it not as fun. Soooo....


1) either take great offense to this and get mad so we can have a war

or

2) post pictures of yourself before and after the ass kicking. Oh, and post pictures of your car after it gets vandalized. Then, post pictures of your mom. Naked.
If it happens, I will post pics! I may be immature, but I do accept the consequences of my actions. I also believe that if you all are so convinced something like this will happen you deserve to see.

Except for my mom naked, because she is 58 and that's gross. If you want to see the next closest thing query 'shar pei' in your favourite search engine.

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