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post #21 of 28 (permalink) Old 06-19-2007, 12:37 PM
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"Yeah, I shaved this armpit this morning. Feels kinda nice actually, you know? And then, just now, I ahhh...."



"...I shaved this whole arm. I was just gonna do the pit, ya know? But I ahhh....got kinda bored and sloppy.

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You think that makes me gay or anything?

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Okay, riddle me this. I have a cat. Nice cat, but occassionally it'll kneed on my lap and kind of kneed on my balls and I'll get aroused from it. The thing is it's a male cat. That doesn't make me gay now, does it?

Okay okay...what about...damn...okay. What if, I'm home alone, and the only thing on ESPN is male platform diving, and after about 30 minutes, I gotta huge tent pitched in my sweats, then I jerk off to Greg Louganis doing an inverted double pike or something. Am I a fag...you know...for doin' that?

Yeah, these sweats...that I'm wearin'...right now. What, can you see a spot of pre-cum or somethin' on 'em?

Okay....I guess I'll, ahhh.....fuck you I MEAN...see you later there, alright?"
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"Yeah, I shaved this armpit this morning. Feels kinda nice actually, you know? And then, just now, I ahhh...."



"...I shaved this whole arm. I was just gonna do the pit, ya know? But I ahhh....got kinda bored and sloppy.

...

You think that makes me gay or anything?

...

Okay, riddle me this. I have a cat. Nice cat, but occassionally it'll kneed on my lap and kind of kneed on my balls and I'll get aroused from it. The thing is it's a male cat. That doesn't make me gay now, does it?

Okay okay...what about...damn...okay. What if, I'm home alone, and the only thing on ESPN is male platform diving, and after about 30 minutes, I gotta huge tent pitched in my sweats, then I jerk off to Greg Louganis doing an inverted double pike or something. Am I a fag...you know...for doin' that?

Yeah, these sweats...that I'm wearin'...right now. What, can you see a spot of pre-cum or somethin' on 'em?

Okay....I guess I'll, ahhh.....fuck you I MEAN...see you later there, alright?"

LMAO!!!!


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Big Guy: "JOE55, you think you're the shit cruising in your stock E55....my 745i will eat you up for lunch! I had two E55's for breakfast, that's why i'm so bloated! Stop playing video games all night and get some mods on your ride for gods sake! Ehhhh....Fughettaboutit!"

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