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Digging to a depth of 1,000 meters last week, French archeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years. The French immediately announced that their ancestors had a telephone network centuries ago.

Not to be outdone by the French, English scientists dug to a depth of 2,000 meters. Two days ago, headlines in U.K. newspapers reported:
"English archeologists have found traces of a 2,000-year-old fiber-optic cable and have concluded that ancestors had an advanced high-tech digital communications network a thousand years earlier than the French."

Today, Iranian newspapers reported the following: "After digging as deep as 5,000 meters in a Tehran marketplace, archeologists found absolutely nothing. They thus concluded that 5,000 years ago Iranians were using wireless technology
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Talking Not original!

The Iranians have been subsituted for the Irish in this context.....this was an original Irish joke and later became common for the punjabi 'sikhs' who bear the brunt of such jokes as it befits them in reality to some extent...heh, heh....however, this does not suit the Iranians as they have an impeccable historical track record of civilisation, intellect and education unlike the artificial Americans! (The real Americans are the red indians!)
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I have lived there for ten years and speak Farsi.
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I love Iranian food, and they have some pretty women too
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^^^^Yes, that seems to be a well kept secret.

I don't know if it is still there, but "Papa's" on University Ave in Berkeley, Calif is a good place. Lots of Persians live in Berkeley

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Here's a better one, actually a true one:
How long does it take for Barbara Bush to shit?.............9 months
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I love Iranian food, and they have some pretty women too
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