Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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Okay, the "hot hitchhiker" subject reminds me of the old trucker story...
Middle of August, this OTR trucker is deadheading from Tucson to Santa Monica. Typical hot, dry, windy, dusty day.
Somewhere aways from Yuma, he sees a young woman walking, thumb out, she's sweaty, has a nice body, dress is really clingy, etc. So he figures what the heck and pulls over.
He reaches across the cab and springs the door and she steps up into the cab. He looks her up and down, gives her his best "trucker smile" and asks,
"Say, sweet thing, if I give you a ride, what's in it for me?"
She looks at him and says,
"Dust, you dumb trucker! I've been walking all day!"