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An old man sitting on his porch down in Louisiana at 6:00 watching the sun rise.

He sees the neighbor's kid walk by caring something big under his arm.

He yells out "Hey boy , whatcha got there?"

Boy yells back "A roll of chicken wire"

Old man says "What you gonna do with that?"

Boy says "Catch some chickens."

Old man yells "You idiot ,you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"

Boy laughs and keeps walking.

That evening at sunset the boy comes walking by and to the old man surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chicken caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the boy walk by carrying something kind of round in his hand.

Old man yells out "Whatcha got there.?"

Boy yells back "Roll of duck tape "

Old man yells back " You idiot ,you can't catch ducks with duck tape."

Boy just laughs and keeps walking.

That night around sunset the boy walks by coming home and to the amazement he is trailing behind him the unrolled of duck tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.

Same time next morning the old man sees the boy walking by what looks like a long reed with something fuzzy on the end.

Old man says " Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

Boy says " It's a pussy willow"

Old man replies back "Hold on, I'll get my hat."
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I wonder what he used to get my van
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