Date registered: Aug 2005
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A black man and KKKamiL are taken hostage by an evil dictator.
One day, the dictator brings them out of their cells and into the sunlight.
He informs them that he has no other choice, and he must kill each of
"But," says the dictator, "I shall give you a
choice of how you want to die. I can either shoot you through the
head, or I can inject you with AIDS and let you free."
At this, the black man immediately says, "You can just shoot me now.
I have heard about that AIDS shit, and I'd rather die quickly!" So the dictator whips out his revolver and BLAM!
Now, KKKamiL begins to smirk and says, "I'd rather be injected with
"Are you sure?" asked the dictator, "AIDS is no joke. It takes years to die and it is very painful."
"Yep" giggles KKKamiL, who is trying not to smile.
The dictator takes out his trusty hypodermic needle, fills it with his virus
juice, and injects into KKKamiL's arm. All of a sudden, KKKamiL bursts
"Why are you laughing?" inquires the dictator, "Don't you realize that you
are going to die?!" But KKKamiL was laughing so hard he couldn't speak.
He just kept laughing and laughing. This made the dictator mad, so he got another syringe and gave him another dose. But KKKamiL only laughed harder.
Now the dictator was pissed, and he started stabbing the needle into KKKamiL's body, screaming, "Why are you laughing?!! Stop laughing! You fool! Why?!"
Finally, KKKamiL is able to get his breath, and looks as though to
speak, "GASP!.. HA!.. The re.. reason I'm l.. l.. heh heh.. laughing.. is...
I'M WEARING A CONDOM!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAA!!!"