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Okay, why not?

What two things does camel hate most?

Polish jokes and M&M candies.


Question: Why M&M's??


A: Because they're too dang hard to peel!!

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I gots a Polish joke

Blondynka na ulicy mówi:
- Przepraszam pana, która godzina?
- Jest piętnaście po trzeciej.
- To dziwne, zadaję każdemu to samo pytanie przez cały dzień i za każdym razem dostaję inną odpowiedź.

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Blondynka na ulicy mówi:
- Przepraszam pana, która godzina?
- Jest piętnaście po trzeciej.
- To dziwne, zadaję każdemu to samo pytanie przez cały dzień i za każdym razem dostaję inną odpowiedź.

Please, a translation for us monolingual BWOTers.
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Good one TK, and that looks a lot like the Polish language to me.

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Please, a translation for us monolingual BWOTers.

Przepraszam pana, która godzina?

=

I apologize you, which (who) hour

________________________________

Jest piętnaście po trzeciej.

=

Thirdly, fifteen are

________________________________

To dziwne, zadaję każdemu to samo pytanie przez cały dzień i za każdym razem dostaję inną odpowiedź.

=

This strange, I assign it by whole day each question just and every time, I obtain other answer.

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What two things does camel hate most? Polish jokes and M&M candies. Question: Why M&M's?? A: Because they're too dang hard to peel!!
Greg, I think I heard this in another life as a dumb blond joke, but if you say it is Polish, who am I to argue? BTW, I am personally offended that you would dare to equate the IQs of Poles and "dumb" blondes!

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Przepraszam pana, która godzina?

=

I apologize you, which (who) hour

________________________________

Jest piętnaście po trzeciej.

=

Thirdly, fifteen are

________________________________

To dziwne, zadaję każdemu to samo pytanie przez cały dzień i za każdym razem dostaję inną odpowiedź.

=

This strange, I assign it by whole day each question just and every time, I obtain other answer.
C'mon Kamil explain the joke!

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Przepraszam pana, która godzina?

=

I apologize you, which (who) hour

________________________________

Jest piętnaście po trzeciej.

=

Thirdly, fifteen are

________________________________

To dziwne, zadaję każdemu to samo pytanie przez cały dzień i za każdym razem dostaję inną odpowiedź.

=

This strange, I assign it by whole day each question just and every time, I obtain other answer.
lol.. how about an amerikan trying to translate a blond polak joke? hahahahaha


good1 TK.



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lol.. how about an amerikan trying to translate a blond polak joke? hahahahaha


good1 TK.
I apologize you,lol.

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